WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU HAIRLESS GIBBONS? FEKLAAR SPEAKS OF THOSE WHO DEMAND THAT THEY KEEP SANJAYA IN THIS THING! SEND HIS SCRAWNY ASS HOME, AND DO IT NIOW!
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING FEKLAAR ANGIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, March 22, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
FEKLAAR'S SCHEME OF FROTHY DOOM!
YES HAIRLESS HUAMNS, THE SCHEMES OF FEKLAAR ARE NIGH! THEY WILL IN FACT BEGIN WITH THE REPLACING OF MIDWESTERN WATERSUPPLY INTO MASS PRODUCED BEER! HE WILL THEN USE HIS LUNAR LASER TO BREAK DOWN THE RAMPARTS AN D FLOOD THE MIDWEST WITH CHEAP FROTHY MACRO PRODUCED AMERICAN BEER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
WHEN YOU DEVULGE YOUR VEIL PLAN LIKE FEKLAAR YOU ARE REQUIRED TO END YOUR SENTENCE WITH A MANIACAL LAUGH LIKE THAT. iT MAKES IT SEEM MORE SINISTER! MANY OF THE HUMAN APES ON K5 RIDICULED FEKLAAR'S PLAN BY SAYING THAT THE BEER WOULD GO FLAT AND IN THAT CLAIM THEY WOULD BE WRONG! WRONG!
IT'S CHEAP SWILL, IT'S ALREADY FLAT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE MIDWEST SHALL BE AFLOAT IN STENCHY CHEAP AMERICAN SLOP! NOW FEKLAAR IS HAVING THE LAST LAUGH!
HAHAHAHAHAH!
WHEN YOU DEVULGE YOUR VEIL PLAN LIKE FEKLAAR YOU ARE REQUIRED TO END YOUR SENTENCE WITH A MANIACAL LAUGH LIKE THAT. iT MAKES IT SEEM MORE SINISTER! MANY OF THE HUMAN APES ON K5 RIDICULED FEKLAAR'S PLAN BY SAYING THAT THE BEER WOULD GO FLAT AND IN THAT CLAIM THEY WOULD BE WRONG! WRONG!
IT'S CHEAP SWILL, IT'S ALREADY FLAT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE MIDWEST SHALL BE AFLOAT IN STENCHY CHEAP AMERICAN SLOP! NOW FEKLAAR IS HAVING THE LAST LAUGH!
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
FEKLAAR HATES RIBBON CANDY!
YOU KNOW WHAT FEKLAAR MEANS, THAT NASTY CRAP CANDY BOWL YOUR GRANDMA HAD OUT ON THE COFFEE TABLE FOR YEARS! NASTY STUFF!
FEKLAAR KNOWS ALL!
FEKLAAR KNOWS ALL!
FEKLAAR HATES POP CULTURE!
STUPID HAIRLESS CHIMPS AND THEIR POP CULTURE.
THERE IS TRUE TRAGEDY IN THE WORLD AND YET YOU FOOLS OBSESS ON ANNA NICHOLE SMITH AND A BALD BRITNEY SPEARS!
ANNA WAS FAT, THEN SKINNY, AND DEAD, AND ALWAYS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EYESORE. BRITNEY SPEARS WAS A MEDIA BRAT WHO GAVE A PARASITE NAMED K-FED AN OPPURTUNITY TO HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH EXPOSURE AND THE PUBLIC (HAIRLESS MONKIES) HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH IT.
BRITNEY SHOULD BE DEPORTED.
K-FED SHOULD BE DRAFTED AND DROPPED OUT OF A B-52.
FEKLAAR IS MIGHTY!
THERE IS TRUE TRAGEDY IN THE WORLD AND YET YOU FOOLS OBSESS ON ANNA NICHOLE SMITH AND A BALD BRITNEY SPEARS!
ANNA WAS FAT, THEN SKINNY, AND DEAD, AND ALWAYS NOTHING MORE THAN AN EYESORE. BRITNEY SPEARS WAS A MEDIA BRAT WHO GAVE A PARASITE NAMED K-FED AN OPPURTUNITY TO HAVE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO MUCH EXPOSURE AND THE PUBLIC (HAIRLESS MONKIES) HAD TO SUFFER THROUGH IT.
BRITNEY SHOULD BE DEPORTED.
K-FED SHOULD BE DRAFTED AND DROPPED OUT OF A B-52.
FEKLAAR IS MIGHTY!
FEKLAAR ATTACKS MOMMYISM!
FEKLAAR WAS WASTING TIME ON KUR5HIN, EVIL RUSTY FOSTER'S COMMUNITY GHETTO SITE TODAY WHEN HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN RAMPAGING AND CAME ACROSS NOTHING OF VALUE. THEN HE HAPPENED UPON SOME BULLSHIT CLAIM THE MOMMYS FACE DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE BECAUSE THEY HAVE YOUNG KIDDIES. FEKLAAR MIGHTY FRAME ALMOST WRETCHED AT SOME BULLSQUAT. DID YOU HAIRLESS MONKIES EVER STOP TO THINK THERE MAY BE A REASON WHY THIS IS?
FEKLAAR DOES NOT DENY IT OCCURS, HE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
HAIRLESS MONKIES ARE TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS AND THE MOMMIES ARE THE ONES WHO CONSTANTLY ABUSE FLEX TIME, SICK TIME AND STAY HOME WHEN THEY ARE BEING PAID TO WORK, AS OPPOSED TO SLAVING IN FEKLAAR'S BEER MINES! THEY WHINE ABOUT HOW HARD THEY HAVE IT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SINGLE HAIRLESS CHIMPS WHO MUST DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM. IN THEIR YUPPY STUPIDTY THEY WHINE BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM, AND ALSO ABOUT THE DISCRIMINATION THEY FACE.
THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT BY INTRODUCING THE BRAT/WORK CONFLICT THEY ARE REINFORCING THE STAY AT HOME, BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT STEREOTYPE. FEKLAAR THINKS THEY DESERVE THEIR FATES BECAUSE THEY MAKE AND MAINTAIN THAT FATE. THE NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE WHINEY MOMMY MONKIES CRIES ABOUT HOW HYYYYAAAARD IT IS, FKELAR COMMAND YOU MANAGEMENT MONKIES TO SLAP THEM WITH MANDATORY OVERTIME AND CANCEL THEIR DAYCARE BENEFITS.
ALL HAIL FEKLAAR!
FEKLAAR DOES NOT DENY IT OCCURS, HE JUST DOESN'T SEE THE PROBLEM.
HAIRLESS MONKIES ARE TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS AND THE MOMMIES ARE THE ONES WHO CONSTANTLY ABUSE FLEX TIME, SICK TIME AND STAY HOME WHEN THEY ARE BEING PAID TO WORK, AS OPPOSED TO SLAVING IN FEKLAAR'S BEER MINES! THEY WHINE ABOUT HOW HARD THEY HAVE IT, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SINGLE HAIRLESS CHIMPS WHO MUST DO THEIR WORK FOR THEM. IN THEIR YUPPY STUPIDTY THEY WHINE BECAUSE THEY THINK IT'S ALL ABOUT THEM, AND ALSO ABOUT THE DISCRIMINATION THEY FACE.
THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO REALIZE THAT BY INTRODUCING THE BRAT/WORK CONFLICT THEY ARE REINFORCING THE STAY AT HOME, BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT STEREOTYPE. FEKLAAR THINKS THEY DESERVE THEIR FATES BECAUSE THEY MAKE AND MAINTAIN THAT FATE. THE NEXT TIME ONE OF THOSE WHINEY MOMMY MONKIES CRIES ABOUT HOW HYYYYAAAARD IT IS, FKELAR COMMAND YOU MANAGEMENT MONKIES TO SLAP THEM WITH MANDATORY OVERTIME AND CANCEL THEIR DAYCARE BENEFITS.
ALL HAIL FEKLAAR!
Monday, February 26, 2007
THINGS FEKLAAR DOES NOT LIKE
AMERICAN MACRO BREW SLOP BEER: This should be self evident, as mass produced beer has no good taste and all tastes like urine soaked feet. FEKLAAR does not approve of this. Home and Micro brewed beer is good beer, others are puny an weak like the red neck hairless gibbons who drink it!
New name: Macro Piss
PUGS: Like cats, are not worthy of the meat on their bones. A defective half pig with no snout that goes blind as a rule and has a chronic leak. Pugs are the vermin of the pig/dog world. FEKLAAR will crush their bones!
New Name: Pig Dogs
TATTOS ON WOMEN: FEKLAAR has all the vomen, but vomen with tattoos are nasty, filthy she-apes that are unworthy. FEKLAAR casts them out into the bleakness of the wasteland. And then he spits spit balls at them. They typically flee in terror.
New Name: TSAs (Tatooed she apes)
PLUGGED EARS: This is the dumbest thing ever, making big holes in your puny monkey ears and plugging them and then expecting to get a coprorate job. Stupid monkies who do it should just be slapped into the wasteland along with the tatooed she apes. Or shot out of a circus cannon inot the sea!
New Name: Plug Monkies:
HAIRLESS MONKIES: This would the rest of you. FEKLAAR doesnt like you for your puniness and weakness. You're whiney when he rampages through your village and you wimps know damn well some kinda typhoon would have wrecked everything anything.
THE FRENCH: Its the smell. Not the attitude.
LIBERALS: The American version of a Frenchman, they pretend to love their country but do nothing but bad mouth it and sympathize with her enemies, like Communists and Terrorists. They should be shot out a cannon towards France, land of the Foot Stink.
THOSE WHO OPPOSE HIM: This one should be self explanatory.
RUSTY FOSTER: Weenie operator of Kuro5hin and doesnt know how to spell Corosion. He is an absentee landlord monkey and a crybaby who gets all upset when trolls take over his little kingdom.
ROSEY ODONNELL: Lord of the bitter pig women. She is loathsome in every way, body mass, smell, attitude, hates america, hates men, hates women, hates herself, hates America.
New Name: Shamoo O'Donnell.
MANY MANY MORE TO COME!
HAIL FEKLAAR!
New name: Macro Piss
PUGS: Like cats, are not worthy of the meat on their bones. A defective half pig with no snout that goes blind as a rule and has a chronic leak. Pugs are the vermin of the pig/dog world. FEKLAAR will crush their bones!
New Name: Pig Dogs
TATTOS ON WOMEN: FEKLAAR has all the vomen, but vomen with tattoos are nasty, filthy she-apes that are unworthy. FEKLAAR casts them out into the bleakness of the wasteland. And then he spits spit balls at them. They typically flee in terror.
New Name: TSAs (Tatooed she apes)
PLUGGED EARS: This is the dumbest thing ever, making big holes in your puny monkey ears and plugging them and then expecting to get a coprorate job. Stupid monkies who do it should just be slapped into the wasteland along with the tatooed she apes. Or shot out of a circus cannon inot the sea!
New Name: Plug Monkies:
HAIRLESS MONKIES: This would the rest of you. FEKLAAR doesnt like you for your puniness and weakness. You're whiney when he rampages through your village and you wimps know damn well some kinda typhoon would have wrecked everything anything.
THE FRENCH: Its the smell. Not the attitude.
LIBERALS: The American version of a Frenchman, they pretend to love their country but do nothing but bad mouth it and sympathize with her enemies, like Communists and Terrorists. They should be shot out a cannon towards France, land of the Foot Stink.
THOSE WHO OPPOSE HIM: This one should be self explanatory.
RUSTY FOSTER: Weenie operator of Kuro5hin and doesnt know how to spell Corosion. He is an absentee landlord monkey and a crybaby who gets all upset when trolls take over his little kingdom.
ROSEY ODONNELL: Lord of the bitter pig women. She is loathsome in every way, body mass, smell, attitude, hates america, hates men, hates women, hates herself, hates America.
New Name: Shamoo O'Donnell.
MANY MANY MORE TO COME!
HAIL FEKLAAR!
FEKLAAR'S BLOG!
WELCOME TO FEKLAAR'S BLOG,
THE CULT OF FEKLAAR!
FEKLAAR IS MIGHTY, BUT BY OW MANY OF YOU KNOW THAT! FEKLAAR HAS ANNOUNCED HIS BLOG TO THE PUNY HUMANS AND OTHER HAIRLESS MONKIES ON K5, AND MUCH REJOICING WAS TO BE HAD! IT IS NOT OFTEN THAT FEKLAAR HAS ADDRESSED THE HAIRLESS MONKEY MASSES RECENTLY. THUS THE BLOG.
ONE HAIRLESS GIBBON SUGGESTED FEKLAAR POST PICTURES OF HIS CAT, BUR FEKLAAR HAS NO CAT, CATS ARE SELFISH AND PUNY, AND LACK THE MEAT ON THEM TO BE WORTH HAVING FOR SANDWICHES. TAKING CARE OF A CAT WOULD CUT INTO FEKLAAR'S RAMPAGING SCHEDULE ALSO.
GOING FORWARD, FEKLAAR WILL COMMENT ON HAIRLESS MONKEY AFFAIRS, HE WILL UPDATE ON HIS MANY RAMPAGES. HE WILL ANSWER QUESTIONS THAT GET EMAILED TO HIM AND HE WILL POST LISTS OF THINGS HE DOES ON LIKE.
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